PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
The air taste purple.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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