just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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