i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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