he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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