I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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