Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
that is very illegal...i love you.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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