Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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