I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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