8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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