A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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