He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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