I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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