Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm just crazy horny about you
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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