Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
do nipples grow back?
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