you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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