my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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