you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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