I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
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exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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