Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We had to coat check the pizza.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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