You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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