If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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