I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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