idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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