...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
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I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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