are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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