i don't like sucking hair
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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