Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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