ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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