So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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