bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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