I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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