so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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