the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Do plants get herpes?
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