Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(660): View more from Missouri

And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.

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(404): View more from Georgia

i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"

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(530): View more from California

she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.

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(562): View more from California

I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?

(714): View more from California

Whatever it is you failed

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(614): View more from Ohio

You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground

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(941): View more from Florida

I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.

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