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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar

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• (323): View more from California

  I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL

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• (347): View more from New York

  You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian

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