Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Randomize
