It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
why do cheetos always look like penises
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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