she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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