For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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