Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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