Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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