I hate your face
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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