Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
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You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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