I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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