i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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