Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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