we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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