its not stalking. its research.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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