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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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