We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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