You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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