Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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