I feel like abortions should bother me more
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Drake has all the answers
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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