It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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