i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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