thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize