No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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