Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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