what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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